Spoony Bard
Welp…

Typical annoying sexual frustration post.

bootyoftheday:

Charlie Sweets booty pop

bootyoftheday:

Charlie Sweets booty pop

Who can cook?

Looking for a full time personal cook. Be cute and smell good.

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit 
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy 

icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server

THIS CANNOT BE

MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

she-dreams-of-paradise1:

confidentlycontent:

yoursunwillshine303:

criticalthinkingrequired:

ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.

my life is complete.

so cute!!

omg. so adorable<3

rapcat666:

playthetuneordie:

sinking-ships:

playthetuneordie:

sinking-ships:

tofujesus:

atomxvx:

tommyxvx:

supervegan:

Tired of only seeing non-humans suffering at the hands of humans on your dash? Well, here’s a video of a guy getting his skull crushed by a bull.

Enjoy.

So fucking perfect part 2.

Live like an asshole, die like an asshole.

motherfucker just got a face full of his last steak

yeah guys. watching a person die or get injured is super fun because people hurt animals. fucking hypocrites.

Yeah, if they treat animals or anything like that, they fucking deserve it.

no, no no. they do fucking not. step off your high horse and realize that, while you may not like it, humans are more important than animals. does that justify abuse? absolutely not. but then again, i saw no animal being a bused in this video. i saw an animal being used for a sport.

animals being used as sports = abuse

This was brutal. I don’t agree with bull riding one bit… But this guy did not “deserve” to die. I feel like if deep down you think that guy deserved death, you are 100 times more worthless than this bull rider.

Blehhhh

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